I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
