Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
zippers are such a cool invention
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
All I want is dick and wine.
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