But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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