kristin has been a bad kristin
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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