what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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