would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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