I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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