I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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