Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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