she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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