2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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