I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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