If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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