in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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