My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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