You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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