So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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