i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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