she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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