Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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