I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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