you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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