So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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