Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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