Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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