Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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