Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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