operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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So vagazzling was a success
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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