D3 body, D1 cock
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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