I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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