It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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