As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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