and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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