I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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