You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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