What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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