dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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