very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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