thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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