Dual....:-)
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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