Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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