You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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