There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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