is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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