i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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