is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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