using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You smell like stripper and shame
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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