dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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