drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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