apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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