i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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