Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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