Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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