Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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