Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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